What's in a name?

I saw this on a friend's blog and thought it was hillarious, so here goes:

1. My rock star name (first pet and current car): Lizzie Venture
2. My gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor and favorite cookie): Butter Pecan Oreo
3. My "fly girl" name (first initial of first name and first 3 letters of last name): J Law (whoa, sounds a lot like J Lo… no resemblance, unfortunately)
4. My detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Green Monkey
5. My soap opera name (middle name and city where you were born): No middle name… I’ll just make one up, like my sister Sharon did: Louise Mesa
6. My Star Wars name (first 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first name): LawJi
7. My superhero name (2nd favorite color and favorite drink with "The" in front): The Red Pepsi
8. My Nascar name (first names of your grandfathers): Gerald James
9. My lounge singer name (name of your favorite perfume/cologne and your favorite candy): Pleasures Chocolate
10. My witness-protection name (mother's and father's middle names): Mom didn’t have a middle name… so again, I’ll just make one up! Rebecca Lynn

Too funny! What are yours?